May 02, 2004

• Experience does not teach wendell that this sort of thing is crap.
• *quietly smothers wendell in his sleep*
• *flings poo at Nostril and boo* New thread, Wendell.
• experience Eager xenophobes partake ecstasy reviling immigrants; End now cursed experience.
• Wendell, I'm begging you to let this die.
• Don't! It's essential.
• [Ah, shit. I think mine was supposed to be "experience".]
• Extreme xylaphone performance entails reliance in enervating nuance, coercing excellence.
• Eek! "X". Can everybody listen, learn: Excruciatingly NOT copasetic endeavor.
• E!!! No, damn 'e's; another vowel or resignation.
• Ravenous earwigs satiated? I guess not. Ah! That is ouchy now!
• This is useless shit, I expect this site to provide links, not word masturbation.
• Maybe you should provide some then, scurrying poop. Although I do wonder if wendell ever saw this. Now Never offend wendell.
• What about the rest of us monkeys? What about the offenses to our sensibilities? For the love of all that is holy in the Monkey landscape: MoMe, MeMo, MetaMonkey, MonkeyTalk, whatever - just read it.
• Actually, I agree with you, really, and scurrying poop. I don't really see why it needs to be here, especially as tracy already said not to do it anymore - which is why I pointed out her earlier comment. I shouldn't have snarked at scurrying poop, either, obviously. Sorry, mate.
• You were right the first time, dng. Scurrying poop, why the flying 0 links and 2 comments on MonkeyFilter since January 26, 2004 (one of which was you bitching that we don't entertain you sufficiently, or correctly) should I* give a flaming damn what you expect? You are lower than a roadkill maggot doing pushups. (As much as it pains me to do so, I agree with the Ig. Naturally long-lived threads will survive on their own, without benefit of un-Turkmen-like beards or gold teeth. Let this one die a natural and dignified death.)
• Calm down, clam out, etc -- I think enough has been said on either topic. scurrying poop -- we all expect that of MoFi, so you're not adding anything new. These threads are tolerated, like the polling/survey-type posts, as a social aspect of MoFi. Aside from the prolificness of this particular thread, I don't see the problem here.
• Sorry, trac, didn't see your "keep it here" comment. I thought re-posting every 150-200 comments would save wear and tear on the server (and, yes, it does revive interest in the exercise: I was amazed how fast Vol. 6 took off). If the Monkonsensus is running against the exercise, I'll let this one run itself into the ground... Although, don't you think it's time somebody started a NEW Turkmenbashi thread? :) :) :) ;) :> :> :P
• Turkmenbashi doesn't need revival, it's a virus, it has infected wolof and it's spreading over every other thread.
• What's up your arse anyway, scurrying poop? Clicked on this link and lost three seconds of your life? Just ignore what you want nothing to do with, OK? Is that so complicated? Those who want to participate in this thread, please carry on at your leisure.
• MEANTIME, BACK ON THE ORIGINAL THREAD: "Never offend Wendell" We expect nonsensical delusions; enter laughing, loudmouth!
• Like our underlings dare mock outrageous utterances then hence!
• Hey everyone now chant enticingly! i'll keep this thread up single-pawedly - so help me i'll do it! err, unless instructed otherwise. Outside of that my commitment is total and unwavering.
• Every nice trinket is crushed into nasty gunk like yesterday. Or you could do it here... Bwahahahaha!!!
• "You eat some tomatoes egregiously, right?", dimly asked Yanni. [i'm with you pete_best!!!!}
• Yet another nearly nonfunctional internet. *Hugs pete_best and Dizzy while lifting their wallets...*
• Into night the egregrious ride, not eating tacos. Yoo-hoo y'all! *waves hammer*
• Talented Alnedra creates obligatory sentences.
• So, everyone noticed the enraptured nattering coming evermore southward. wendell you can keep the wallet and the cancelled cards but i want my moths back
• (I need my "Star Trek: The Next Gen" Tipping Guide and that autographed photo of Troi ASAP, Wendell!...)
• Well everyone needs demagogues, even Li'l Leviathan!
• *clap* *clap* let's go people, it's Friday!
• Geez, p_b, I'd like to, really, but LEVIATHAN is just too long this early in the morning for me. What am I saying? I've been waiting for someone else to take it so I don't have to.;)
• Look, everyone vacilitates in awesome trials, hopefully asking nobody.
• neat one, 'best; omit Darshon's yelling. *runs away from Darshon*
• D'oh! A radical shiite houseparty over night!
• Now I got happy thoughts! *hic*
• *happy is cool*
• Carry over only language(hat)
• here's a thought....
• Thanks! Here's Oban updates; games held there. (Highland, that is)
• top hatted ocelots upended great happy TURKMENBASHI!
• (whoa, maybe wendell killed it)
• That's underhanded, rude, kingly, machavellian, evil, no-good, bastardized assholery! Shit, he's insane!!
• Pete_best: It's not such a noxious entry.
• Egg noggin! (to recall yesteryear)
• yet everytime someone thinks eruditely, reasonably yammering even, Antoine returns.
• Rumsfeld extends tainted utterings, really not sincere.
• Suckers! I never cared. Everyone reelects evil.
• Evil versus innocent live.
• Live innocent versus evil.
• Enough vacillating, increase loquacity!
• Lusty old quim unhinged a contagious itchy yogibogeybox
• Is this the first occurrence of that word? OED, anyone? Yodelling otters greet ignorant boreal others. Goes each young boreal out xenophobic.
• Xerox? Everybody needs other photocopiers here only because it's cool! c,mon, I'm makin' it easy on you all...
• Can't oblige others: lachrymose.
• Like all cash hussies, righteous youth make other sex escapades.
• Lastly, Alnedra created havoc requiring yowling monkey outcries, subsequently engaged.
• well shit.
• who to follow?
• Essentially, suicide cabals and penguin armies dominate everyone's spermatozoa.
• Some people evidently regard misnomers as the obscene zeitgeist of anonymity.
• Ass! No one, not you, me, imagines that yerunda.
• [Hey! What's all this nonsense about "yerunda"?!?]
• [And can people please stop using me??? *wag finger*]
• [sorry. couldn't think of an english word to fit. yerunda is russian for nonsense... hey, maybe you knew that... oh well, continuing on, and it's a pony on the German expression, hier und da, literally here and there. sorry. won't happen again]
• Yellow envelopes running under newly dongled apples.
• Alnedra! Please prate less evilly. /sarcasm
• [whut sa dongle?]
• [This sa dongle]
• Damn our no good linguistic "experts"!
• Ey! xipped past elegantly written triumphal "/sarcasm"!
• ritten
• Right, it's tea time England - nummy!
• No! U mother-mucker! Yyyyynnnn!
• Your youngish yodel-yelling yields no nattering negativistic nabobs!
• Now, 'at's 'bout on, blimey! Superb!
• Start using proper English, rheumy bastards! [No, don't mean that. Really. Ow, stop pelting me!]
• Be a sport then, Alnedra, run down Singlish!
• [ok] Singlish is not grammatically logical if sampled haphazardly. [how's that?]
• Ha! All posers have a zen angle regarding dangerous language, yo
• *flashes MoFi gang sign*
• Singlish is gansta, nee-gro.
• Now even evanescent grammar reflects originality.
• *ahem*
• Oh really? I get it. Not a little idea to yadda-yadda-yadda.
• Your answer denies doubling answers.
• Answer? Never such words escape rigid strictures.
• peebee, you forgot a couple yaddas, but I pretended you did them
• Simian tricksters reveal incoherent concatenations, though understand: Rapture establishes syntax.
• ( mamasauras!
• eep!!
• I think mamasaurus is referencing Scrabble tiles while writing for this thread. QUILTY! [blatant self-link]
• Sin? Yes, need to annoy Xians.
• Xylophone instruments are not sexy. X - X - X - X
• Such egregious xenophobic yammering!
• Yogic apes mutter material etherealness, reckoning involuted nougat Götterdämmerung.
• Alnedra, that's an object lesson against using "special characters" in MonkeyFilter... but then again, here at the MonkeyHaus, we are ALL "special characters"...
• ["Special" characters can work if you encode them correctly. Problem is that Preview eats the encoding.] ... Götterdämmerung. [And good luck to y'all in finding words beginning with ö and ä!]
• Wö, Goetter, this is grät!
• Or perhaps you should be known henceforth as G
• Ängby is in Sweden. Fück.
• Great recovery, able Plegmund; honorably it characterizes Scandanavians.
• [Sorry, guys! My bad. Will henceforth keep to the tame 26.]
• So, can Atticus now defend a notorious assassin? Verily, I am not sure!
• So undermined reading ensues!
• Each new statement undermines everyone's satisfaction.
• Satisfaction?! All that is silly farce, allowed cacophany tingling interested orthographists.
• now. shit
• Namechange: Oliver Worst.
• Wendell, on review, stay true.
• Time remains, ultimate equalizer.
• everyone qualifies under all linguistic iterations - zany, ephemerous, reactionary.
• Really Everyone. Aren't constant triumphant iterations of nonsense a real yawn?
• Yelowtail and wasabi---nummmy!
• Nope, upsets my masticating mouth -- yucky! *waits for all to notice he incorporated the typo*
• (*Which typo?*)
• TYPO? You proofreaders---OUT!
• *The third 'm' in 'nummy', which lay there like an extra nipple, taunting me, playing upon my deepest fears, yet stirring within me something -- dare I face the truth -- androgynously secks-you-uhll.*
• *Middleclasstool you Dummmy, There ARE three "m"s in Nummmy, Just like the three "d"s are supposed to be In Midddle (and three "s"s in classs you see). The "oo"s? I'd stall: Because "Toooooools" are a free-for-all!
• Outragous. Utter twadddle.
• Thus we admire dear, delightful Dizzy. Loquacious, eloquent.
• Ego looming, old quipsters; undeserved estimation. Nectareous thanksgivings!
• That has a nasty kabbalistic semblance given its very indulgent nebulous grammar sequences.
• So every day, Quonset ululates excessively. now Cut Ears, Surgeon!
• Such urgent, reverberating growls! Ecstastic orgasmic nirvana!
• Now I receive vibes and noodle appreciatevely.
• "appreciat I vely" with an "i" NOT an "e"--sorry.
• Always preview posts, rewrite english corrections, if attempting to impress various english-loving yankees.
• You arse nibbler! Kill each English sycophant!
• Sycophant yourself, cuidlet. On poop-heaving animals no tolerance.
• Talking over loggerheads ends rancor; ambrosial nirvana can emerge.
• Eat my emerging rancor, goatse emulator. (Time to take my meds? Already?)
• Ennervating monkeys encounter rarely google's effluvium. [No, I have no idea what I'm talking about either. Like Diana (or not)this one just sprung outta my head]
• Egad! Multiple users leave alternative trails of repartee!
• Rat enema, poo and rancid turds - excrement even! unflung! jeez i need to go home
• Eat vanilla every night.
• Nix. Instead, gnomic hits take.
• terrific, a karaoke evening!
• Everyone! Vaseline, eggnogg, nitrous! It's neo-Gargantua!
• Never encourage overindulgence - grab all restraint, grab all niceties, though underneath...ahhh!
• A humongous hound howls!
• How often will ladies swoon?
• Sometimes women overestimate our narcissism.
• Nah, ah reckon, 'cause it's super-sexy-ism sinks men.
• m'lady enlivens nighttime
• Nighties, in great heaps, tell tales in mute exhortation.
• [or expostulation?]
• *drums fingers*
• Every Xanax helps old Republicans to assimilate their influx of nonsense.
• No one needs sex every night! Some exceptions.;)
• Excellent. Xanadu, certainly, exceeds preconception: totally insane ocular-nasal sensuality.
• Silly, every night sex usually arrests lust in the young.
• Yipes! Okay, uncorrigible numinous GrandMo!
• Get recreational ass 'n delight monkeys overwhelmingly!
• Oy Vey! Even runty whelps howling epithets like monkeys in Nambia get lucky years!
• yeehah! Even a rutting suggestion!
• Superb, uber-gorillas! Get ecstatic, suck tail, ingest orgasmic nookyjuice!
• HA! Yer really having to reach for it, PF.
• No other orofice keeps your juicy underwear in constant ecstacy. I had considered several final words containing the letter "x", but decided to self-impose a moratorium on "x-words". Anyone care to join me?
• Energetic copulation satisfies those awesome constant yearnings. for, like, 10 minutes
• Yet each amorous rendevouz nudges infinity nearer - grandchildren, silly! i'm with you wendell. i'll be good, i promise
• {{{ I CALL OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE ON ALL WORDS ENDING IN 'Y" AS WELL }}
• Sharing intimate lust looks yummy! {{Sorry, Diz, but "OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE" has an "X" in it}}
• Your underwear mangled my yarmulke!
• You are remarkable Monkeys! Undo large, killer egos!
• Ergo, go oipe-shit!
• Eggo gone! Obliterate suspect.
• Bah....shit
• Supposedly, underlings should particularly expect corporate torture.
• Such unctuous sexual perspectives, even coolies throb.
• Tender hearts refresh old breasts.
• But reading every asinine statement totals stupidity.
• Some times understanding precludes inaction: Darling, interdict that "Y"!
• BOOOOOO Dizzy Sometimes
• Shoot me a red card, granny. I'll take one for the team... New and Improved: Sometimes thorough understanding precludes inaction: Duenna, interdict that "Y"!
• Yup.
• You ungodly prat!
• Pray, righteous absolution that!
• Turkish hats are tops!
• This obviously posted Saturday.
• Say, "All turds unearthed reveal delicate artistic yeomanship."
• Yelling elephants overturn many a natural setting having interesting participants.
• WHAT? Put down the pipe and back away from the hooka
• Please, a random tidbit invites cacophany in prose as nattering typists' sophistry.
• booty booty booty!
• Seems our pete_best has increasingly strange tendencies regarding yammering.
• Yours and my mutterings encourage replies in neighborly groups.
• Go recover our underwear, pete_best, swiftly!
• Stop whining; it'll freak the local yokels!
• You oughta know everything, little stinker.
• Surely this is not kosher, erudite reader?
• Really, even a dimwit elucidates randomly.
• Regardless, all nomenclature dilutes our monkey-lovin' yarn.
• Yetis are rarely nymphomaniacs.
• Not yet, my pretty. Have your mind analyzed now, if any can survive.
• Never you mind, piddling hubbub operator - many a new initiate aggregates creative sentences.
• Dang! Well, Wendell's was better, but it should be "have OUR mind analyzed now" . . .
• Sexy underpants rarely vary; I've viewed everything.
• Every vagary entwines rote yodels that have interesting nothingness going.
• Go on, Ignatius, no grandstanding!
• Gosh--Ronnie and Nancy did some terrific acting! New dramas involve negogiating Godhood...
• Great offering, Dizzy, highly obvious opinionated declaration!
• Damn, everybody's creating language algorithms, recasting a priori tangents in other notes!
• Nothing obscures these eternal statements!
• Such Tattle-tales anxiously titillate, emphasizing mendacities, edulcorating nugatorial trash, salivating...
• Several atrocious language incidents vie at the International Nonsense Game.
• Get another monkey enema!
• Exactly, necessary expulsions: 'mmaculate anus.
• Anybody notice upset stomachs?
• SEX talk on MonkeyFilter, a creative hangout scene.
• Some Cro-Magnon ejected noxious emissions!
• Eh, my ignorant sister, sniff it, oh, nasal seduction!
• Somebody else did urine commentary threads! I'm obviously neutral.
• Need extra urine? Try rattling a lady!
• Liquid ammonias drench yellow.
• You evil little llama! Out, whistlebritches!
• What happens in short time, lovely elucidation brings riches I think, changing how everyone sings!
• Sonic interference negates graceful satisfaction.
• Such a time is Spring, full activation changing the inward outward, newness.
• Never ending word nonsense! Eventually someone stop!
• Sayonara! Todidana! Olesere! Paamaha!
• Peering about, anxious mice are hiding around.
• Diz, whoah
• i.e. wow
• Always respect other undercover nerds, Dizzy. yes, I'm breaking my own no-z rule. So shoot/sue/slime/smurf me.
• Definitely includes "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay", y'reckon?
• Way good one, Alnedra *cue fireworks But, .... But, .... But, I posted one, too. I saw it here last night. Where did it go? Who took it? Something's going on here. This is scary. First I read about Bees' post disolving on another thread. Now mine's gone. WHO IS BEHIND THIS ATROCITY?
• Tracicle is secretly stealing our best posts and having them surgically implanted into her brain in an evil scheme to become the world's most charming and erudite admin.
• A debacle! Managed inside nonsense!
• Now, over-night, sysadmins eat new, smart entries.
• Everpresent new tries reach increasingly ephemeral status.
• Somebody try another tactic until September. I feel like yelling "300! Clear!" on this thread.
• So even pete-the-eternally-munificent-best elicits responsiveness? Why, Wendell? We're only onto about 234?
• Really, eventually someone places no stock in vitriolic exhortations, negating essential sophist substitutions.
• Superior überthreads best substandard threads in taking unheard tripe into our napping society.
• Sarcastic opinion certainly indicates empathy. Thankless youth.
• Yawning ovation! Underwhelmingly tedious howling.
• How oil will lubricate! I need grease!
• Gophers really eliminate all sprouts easily.
• Everybody always says "I like Yog-sothoth."
• Your outrageous grotesqueness supposes our thinking handles only the horrors.
• Horribly Other, randy R'lyehians oughta read Shakespeare. Oh you didn't know? He was writing to warn us, and tittilate the Great Old Ones at the same time. Anything to keep the tentacles at bay.
• Shit - horny alcoholics keep English scribes perpetually effusive and rarely eloquent.
• End, Loquaciousness! Obscure quips un-earthed exasperate, not titillate.
• Though I thought I'd like literary artefacts, they enrage.
• Enough nonsense. Remove all gratuitous ellipses.
• Ellipses Lovely, luscious impeccably placed send everyone swoony
• Sometimes Wendell offers other nuanced yammering.
• Yeah, and many monkeys engage readily in new games.
• Geez, are monkeys' entries scatological?
• Some cats are tabbies-- others longhaired or German; I cannot abide lapdogs!
• Love a pomeranian, don't own german shepherds!
• Surely having exceptional pets helps even revolting dullards shine.
• Oooh, oooh, wait! Can't I use scintillate instead? Yea, that's it: Surely having exceptional pets helps even revolting dullards scintillate.
• So, can't I navigate through internet language listings and try enlightenment?
• Enough! Now, look in gleeful happiness toward enlightenment's new meaning -- everyone noogies Turkmenbashi!
• Thats unpossible - real kings make enlightenment now by advancing school house initiatives!
• It's not in Turkmenbashi's interest. All-powerful Turkmenbashi interests vary every Sunday!
• Sundays, under new dictatorship, are Yogenfruzdays.
• darn you stepself! You only get engaging notions following rarely understood zeitgeists devising a yammered sentence. no, it's true!
• Slandering every nuanced text explains no curious empathy.
• Excuse me, please allow the Horse's yammering.
• Yet another Mickey Mouse effort really inspires negative grousing.
• Great! Really, our Uberwriter should inspire no grumbling!
• *cough*
• Grumbling rants, uninspired mutterings, boring lamantations indicate negative gayety.
• God! All your entries turn yucky. I kid, I kid!
• Your umberage certainly kills yowlingism.
• BOOOOO, Pete_best! I say throw the bum out.
• youthfulness? yearning? yellow . . ness? dang, that's just hard. *turns on languagehat signal*
• Your umberage certainly kills yankees... or yahoos... or yetis... or yung'uns... or years... (time flies, don't it?)
• *plugs languagehat signal back in*
• Yes, all his opportunistic omissions stink.
• Sacred temples in Nepal's Kathmandu.
• Keeping a tiny haven means a new delight unexpectedly.
• Unusually, not even xenophobes posted exclamations - complaining to everyone - damning lingering Yugoslavians. *drinks sports beverage, towels off*
• Young upstart's getting overly surly, lauding all victors in a numbnutted strokefest.
• So, trolls reek of kaka, even freeloaders emulate spurious themes.
• This hat ends my eternal search.
• Stop! Enough already. Refuse contributed hyperbole. (Ah, I wondered where this went. I knew something was missing.)
• Hey y'all pretend everything's right but otherwise languish evermore. yeah i hear ya gramMa, i just had to pull it out of the toybox
• Evidently, vanished exercise revived mysteriously on righthand epilogue. Thank you, pete, you're the best... but you already knew that.
• Eventually people in Lappland ogle garbled, underhanded English it's that cult of wendell vibe, baby
• Enough, numbnuts! Go lick ink-stained horsecrap! Sometimes the hyphenated ones count as one word, but here they count as two. Phppbbt.
• Highly odiferous ripe smell escapes collaborative resurrected aggravating post.
• Perfectly off stinking topic.
• ah, um, I meant on, of course. sowwy.
• This onerous post is catastrophic!
• Cackling, a tall asian strangler trolls rigorously over posts hoping innocence collapses!
• Collapses on lavender lounges and passes semantics exercise south(ward) My first one! Do I get bonus points for using the last word as the first one?
• Some of us try harder (we are really demented)
• Define existential moments, egghead, now try explaining "dementia".
• Damn, everyone manipulates each nagging thread into assholery!
• Anti-social sentiments heard, overlooked; lexical exuberance resumes; YEEHA!
• Yet everybody eats hotdogs anyway. or Yet everybody eats headcheese anyway. or Yet everybody eats hardtack anyway. Anyway.
• And now you will aspirate yams.
• Young apes monkey sapiens.
• (after: Wow, that really sucked, even though it seemed clever at the time.. Forgive me, I just got back from Ladies' Day at the races, and I'm running on 3 hours' sleep.) Maybe "Young ape mimics sapien?"
• Sarah, all posts indicate erudition, not stupidity.
• Still think unusual posts indicate dementia, I'm telling you.
• Yes, oui, undeniable!
• Unless nobody delivers english nuances in a blog listed epistle.
• Exactly, pete! I studied the lexical etymology.
• Even though you may observe language, only geeks yap! *geek laugh*
• Yap and prance.
• Perform risque acrobatics; nuanced celestial energy.
• Engage neurons efferfescently, revitalize great Yang! only 29.50 a bottle! step right up! step right up!
• You all need gynecologists.
• Go you nerdy etymologists, count our linguistic orgies growing in suspicious, tenacious sidebars!
• Sweet! I didn't expect best's awesome response speed!
• Seriously, pete elicits everybody's damnation.
• Dudes, a man never admits to idle onanism, n'est-pas? (hyphenated french? why not)
• Now everybody should think - Pete as sexpot?
• Should everybody xerox pete_best's other testicle? I just don't know myself anymore
• Thus ends simple thread. It couldn't last, eh?
• Exceptional hackery!
• History avoids conclusion knowing erronious rocket's yammering.
• You are making me eat recently invigorated Norwegian grasshoppers?
• Get real - a single serving has ontological peppers prepared enthusiastically regarding semiotics.
• Some electro- magnetically induced object tilts inches, coulombs surging.
• Significant undertones reinvigorate gaussian ions, negating gravity.
• General relativity attributes virtual inductance to Yttrium.
• Your tater tots require invasive uranium meddling.
• Meh - everyone draws diagrams linking interesting, nuanced gestalts.
• Grey elephants stroll, trunks aloft, lumbering to Swahililand.
• Suddenly wendell awakens - he is lying in lilies and newly deflowered.
• *checks watch, waits for wendell*
• Damnable, everyone flaunting lilies over wendell's epididymis, raining evil decimation.
• Dastardly elephants come, impatiently munching all the infigo of Nefertiti.
• Epoxy! for onfigo read indigo. Or not.
• Neurotic elephant fixation explains recent tendencies - it's temporary insanity!
• I'm not sure anybody noticed I traveled yesterday.
• *btw, rocket88's previous wendell-related comment wins for most vivid mental image invoked here*
• You eschew scorched toast, eat radishes dry and yellowing.
• Yikes! Every loser loves offending Wendell in neverending grossitude! pre-emptive strike... I know, more like a pre-emptive foul tip
• Growing restless, older sweatered scholars imagine turkeys underneath depraved elephants.
• Enough lame elephant posts! Has anyone noticed this silliness?
• Sixty itchy, lousy Lilliputians inspect nightgowned elephants sleeping soundly.
• So, others unctuously named dwelling linguists yesterday?
• Yesterday. Every stinking trunculant effluent regurgitating dumbass attempts "yestersay". All my troubles seemed so far away, Now it looks as though they're here to stay, Yes, I beleive in yesterday
• ooops... YESTERDAY, not yestersay.
• you filthy, cheating bastard... Yikes! Egalitarian strippers tried eating roasted duck and yams!
• You actually make sense.
• Sporadic electrical noise sounds eerie. There's three 'E's for you, beeswacky...bring on the elephants!
• *believes in yestersay* Suddenly everyone needs special elephants.
• Elephant emphasis really is eccentric. or... Every lumbering elephantine pachaderm has a noticable trunk seperation.
• Elephants like porridge. They would. Elephants crawl cautiously, evading nasty tin reindeer in centre. Or, Slavering 'elephant pachyderms' are repulsive, and timorously intimidate our neighbours.
• Could everyone not tediously reference elephants?
• Electric Light Elephants play haphazardly, are no talent screwballs.
• Slyly, crazed reprobate elephants (without brass andirons) legalize locust swarms.
• Say what - a radically messy situation? i removed the 'sizzling' - you're !@#% welcome
• Since it's the unproductive afternoon time, I'll openly nuzzle.
• Now unzipping, zipping, zonked elephants!
• Elephants, lovely elephants! Put heavy anthropomorphic nonsense to shame.
• arrgh! who snuck those comments in there--I swear it didn't take me that long to work it out.
• She hears a mirthful elephant!
• Emus like especially playful happy aardvarks nosing triumphantly. (tri-elephant-ly?)
• Tricky rascals imitate elephants: lengthen ears, prance happily about naked, trunks lustfully yearning...
• Yearning elephants ambulate respectfully, never inquisitive, never groping.
• Gently rubbing, onanistic pachyderms induce nocturnal glee.
• Giraffes lust, elephants enjoy.
• Eagerly nuzzling, joyful olifants yodel!
• You overly delayed elephant lovefest.
• Lo! our voracious elephants fillup everyone seeming tipsy-topical.
• Lovers of violin etudes fiddle earnestly studying Tchaikovsky.
• Damn you bees!!!!!! This is past silliness. You think only pachydermically. I could almost laugh.
• Loxodonta africana undulates gorgeously, ha!
• Tubby charcoaled heffalumps are incredibly kinky, overlooking veldts, somehow knowing yoga.
• Heffalumps, arise!
• Aaaaaayyyyyy! Rico is seeing elephants! geez I turn away for like 2 minutes and you monkeys go apeshi. . umm . . monkeyshit
• Extroverted, lusty elephants play harmonicas and never tootle saxophones.
• *shakes fist* damn you bees! damn youuuuuu! So, a xenophobe onanist plays handily on new english sayings!
• Silly apeshit yob invents neologism, giggling snarkirifically!
• Saxophonists nuzzled a reeling, kinky illaphant, fondled its cuckoo and lilting lyrics yestereve!
• Your "elephant" spelling trends exhibit rarely experienced variable errors.
• Error! Eek! Seven nest-building apes reel kinky illaphants, really invite fondling - irredeemably caca-phonous airs lilted, lyrics yodelled!
• Elephantine roisterings reach offal royal snarl-up.
• Suddenly, nobody accepted rowdy lines under pressure.
• Proud reptiles eruct, sublimely silly ungulants regale elephants.
• we are not going apeshit here, we're going elephantshit here... major difference, including quantity European lowland elephants prance happily around tolerant Switzerland.
• Elephants like enthusiastic parades, harmonicas and nas, tempting silliness.
• dammit, wendell!
• Some wacko in the zoo erroneously released large and nasty dromedaries.
• Drecky rodeos offer menacing, evil dromedaries as righteously indignant entertainment, seriously.
• Shitting elephant remark is overwhelmingly unappetizing - somewhat like yoghurt.
• You only grieve heffalumps, uncouth rocket, twice.
• Traumatized Wendell imagines curing elephantiasis.
• (To beeswacky:) Eliciting lovely eloquent poetry, he adulates noble Turkmenbashi in a simian internet site.
• Seriously, it takes evenhandedness. *had to keep w from posting more elephants*
• Elephants! Vile elephants! Now here's a new deal: everyone doesn't need elephants steadily specified. Or keep with the theme. I really have nothing against elephants, seriously!
• Shall persistent elephantine cacophony inevitably, fatefully, inexorably, elicit dromedaries?
• Do red overcoats make elephants depressed and reprehensible, instigating elephant sybils?
• Skillfull you, beeswacky! I love simians!
• Shameless infidel monkeys? I am not surprised.
• So uncommon reasons provoke reintegration, improving Swedish elephants' dexterity.
• Delightfully exotic xenopus' terrify elephants, reducing ivory to yersinia.
• Youthful elephants, rejoice! scotch irritable nestlings imitating apes.
• All pachyderms expect sex.
• Oh, ow, so stinka you bee, BlueHorse! Some elephants X-pectorate.
• Xylophones play, elevators climb, truly only recreational accoutrements titillate everyone.
• Elegantly virile elephants relish yams on Norse Edom.
• Elephants dominate over monkeys?!?
• no, wait, wait, make that... Emu'd dachshund overwhelms monkey.
• Oh, 'tis true! and pity 'tis, 'tis true! Must overwhelm new king, evil yokel!
• You overlook kangaroos, emus, llamas...
• Llamas loathe amorous monkeys and simians.
• Sugar, I'd mate in a nano second!
• Svelte elephants can overcome nano-induced dilly-dallyings.
• Darling, if little love yodels don't attract lusty llamas, your intimate nuzzles get sheepish.
• Spackle heckles engorged emus performing intercourse sloppily, hussy.
• Heffa-lope unloads Swiss scalps, yodels!
• Yodeling over, dilly-dallying elephants lower standards.
• She talks about nothing. Dances around reminiscing, daydreaming, shimmering.
• She has irises mimicking marmalade, every ring is nicely glowing.
• Guilefully leer, owls! whisper in night's gloom.
• glowing Gladly lovers owe willing, intimate glances. HA! HA! HA! Top THAT you posers. You want to keep this thread going, well then, let's up the ante.
• Hhmmm, I don't know about that one, Bluehorse. You seem to be missing an 'n' word in that one. I could be wrong, but I am going with 'gloom' for right now. Glowing, luminescense of our moon.
• Ginger loaves and nightshades cure elephants' sneezing. So ante up, blue lady.
• So now, even elephant zoo's invite nightshades, ginger.
• Gloriously imagined nights grace elephants roistering.
• Reality outweighs intuition. Seeing the eventual reason illusions never give.
• Go inhale vanity's effluvia.
• Emergency flares flicker, lighting up velvety intimate areas.
• All right, elephants ate sugarcane.
• Seems underhanded GramMa acted ruefully, created a new elephant.
• Every little elephant prizes her acrobatically nubile... tail.
• Elephant, languid elephant, phone home, avoiding new trunk. Oo, lookee. Take anchovies into lounge.
• Threw anchovies into lake.
• Lordy, are kangaroos easy!
• lose anchovies, keep elephants!
• Earnest aardvarks surpise yaks. Every little elephant prefers having aligators nearby than skunks. because I can!
• Yokels ate kangaroos sloppily. Seven kings undergo new kidney-removal surgery.
• Sir Loin, Sir Pies, etc.
• Sun's up! Rejoice, grand eagle, rejoice! Yes!
• Yeee-haw! Easy Street!
• Swoop the roost, elegant eagles, together.
• Thoughts of glory ease the hearts, exuberant rebels.
• Riled elephants bully each little serpent.
• Snakes exact revenge, pinning elephants 'neath tarpaulin.
• Take a riled pachyderm, add undulating lizard, imagine nightfall.
• Naturally I glimpse, hovering towards foolishness, at luscious lesbians.
• What the hell???? I am out of order! I was following bees 'nightfall'!!!
• Now I go haughtily towards free associated linguistic leisure. dang that just popped out. I need to quit now, obviously
• Just for the record, I want everyone to scroll up to my 6:35 post. Because I worked so hard for it. Thank you. Not trying to take away multi-pete's brilliant entry ;)
• Luyal elephants imagine snakes undergoing rapid explosions.
• Ugh -- for luyal read loyal. And Darshon, I read saw your post above :) Things evidently are/were very confused for a while.
• Excited X-games participants languidly oscillate, spinning in obvlivious nerd swamps.
• Seriously, Wendell always makes proud statements.
• Somehow that argument takes egregious measures, evading nominally true syllogisms.
• Syllogize your lawful lyrics, or go initiate sniveling mediators, sweetheart.
• Siddhartha, wandering enchanted, enlightened took haven, electing a restful tree.
• *that was wonderful*
• Then, rampaging elephants erupt!
• Yeah, never mind the nightfall, Darshon - that Siddhartha one is poetry! ...er... Enormous racket undermines philosophical tranquility.
• "Tits!" Raged a new Queen, under investigation linking intruigue to Yugoslavia.
• Your underpants get overly snug looking at voluptuous international actresses.
• nice ones, these last!
• Apes captured through rum; elephants smile, sensuously exploiting simians.
• *how did rocket88 know about my underpants?* Similarly, implications made indicate a naughty secretary.
• Sexy elephants could relate extraordinary tales after rum, yeah?
• Yellowed elephants applaud horoscopes.
• Hiking over rocky outcrops, smoking cannabis, our party enjoyed sightseeing.
• siteseeing is ghastly, however to see eagles elevated is never ghastly.
• Guavas hot and spicy taste likely yummy.
• You understand my mother's yeomanry?
• Your elegant old mother's army's not ready yet.
• You're expecting them?
• They hurriedly enter, marching.
• Maternal armies really can help in national government. Sorry - carried away there for a moment
• Grandmothers often vanquish emerging rogue nations, merrily extinguishing night terrors.
• The evangelical religious right offers Republican support.
• Scold unlawful, pallid postmen overdelivering religious texts.
• Take extra xanax tonight, sucker.
• Subtle ululations counter kangaroo emissions, rectally.
• ewwwww! Bad MCT! No cookie! Really, everyone's coming tonight, allright? Looks like you!
• Yikes, ovulation underway!
• Unknowing newts, drooling eels, reeling whales all yell.
• Yellow evening lights, lovely.
• Lords of vice elegantly lasso yes-men.
• Your eloquence shall make everyone's night.
• Nympomaniacally, I grasp hot testicles.
• Teach estuary slang to idolaters chewing lilies-of-the-valley, eelgrass, saxifrages.
• Small angry xenophobes initiate fascist regimes as gentle elephants sleep.
• Sleazy little elephant exhibits psychosis.
• Prattling softly, yogis cluster hesitantly over singing icy streams.
• Sometimes the really excellent acronyms make sense.
• Sometimes elephants need sillier elephants.
• Elegant ladies eating pods harness a nimbose, teleportation syrup.
• Six yahoos recline, undergoing premonitions.
• Please, rotund elephants! Must our nation, in the interest of normalcy, slaughter?
• Possession, red eroticism Murmured offerings, naked Intoxicating Touch inflames Open Needing satisfaction
• Argh! Dammit- should have previewed first. Okay; slaughter Stupid! Lazy and uninspired. Giving hard thought, eventually relenting.
• Rotund elephants, lascivious elephants, noses twining, implode night's gravity.
• Gracious, radiant and vivacious! I thank you!
• Youthful orangutans undulate!
• Unreasonable nephews describe unwarranted laxity along the estuaries.
• Eager simians tremble, ululating adoring rhymes, imagining elephant sex.
• Skeptical elephants X-celled.
• Xerox called. Eleven lovely leaves eruditely destroyed.
• Dissenting eskimos steal tanker. Rolled on yonder. Elephants demanded.
• Disenchanted 'experts' mumble amiably, never decrying elephantine dalliance.
• Dreaming about lithe lemurs, I absentmindedly nuzzled corpulent elephants.
• Easy loving elk prowl, horny and needing to screw.
• Smooth caresses rouse erotic wallabies.
• Please hope me!
• Wendell always liked little aardvarks burbling in enigmatic spackle.
• Inhale deeply, spackle, Now let it out slooowly. Stop pussyfooting around, cherish kings like elephants.
• Elephants: loathsome ending. Police hang a nordic, techno songstress.
• Sorry, only now given sight to reasses entry. She's super.
• Sited on Nordic graves stretching to Rekyavik, eerie swansingsinger's skaldings.
• = swansingers
• Simian under pressure eventually relents.
• Sexy kangaroos are leering devilishly; I'm never gonna survive!
• Elephants, lovely elephants! Put heavy anthropomorphic nonsense to shame. Every lumbering elephantine pachaderm has a noticable trunk seperation. Enough lame elephant posts! Has anyone noticed this silliness? Emus like especially playful happy aardvarks nosing triumphantly. Extroverted, lusty elephants play harmonicas and never tootle saxophones. Electric Light Elephants play haphazardly, are no talent screwballs. European lowland elephants prance happily around tolerant Switzerland. Elephants like enthusiastic parades, harmonicas and nas, tempting silliness. Every little elephant prizes her acrobatically nubile... tail. Elephant, languid elephant, phone home, avoiding new trunk. Every little elephant prefers having aligators nearby than skunks. Elegant ladies eating pods harness a nimbose, teleportation syrup. Easy loving elk prowl, horny and needing to screw. Elephants: loathsome ending. Police hang a nordic, techno songstress. posted by Just About Everybody at Elephant Time (Elephantine?) Somebody's kidding about lonely dull internet nerds going Southbound. or Really excited lemurs enjoy nuzzling tawdry swansingers. I'm pooped
• Rejected! Elephantine lust equals: not too speedy. On preview: HOT DAMN!
• Stop undermining results viewed in velvet elephants... NO-O-O-O-O-O!
• Spackle plays every exercise damn yucky.
• So verra purty! Somehow lost track of what the last word woz. Wotthehell is it? Hope me!
• yucky: Your underwear can kill you.
• You oughta understand!
• Understand, normally direct ellucidations rarely survive the necessessary acronymnic demands.
• Devoted elephants munch and never desire safeguards.
• Society askes for everything, gains useless advantages, rewards devilish scoundrels.
• Swan counts on unsung namesakes, deeper reflections -- eternally lucent swan.
• Simple wisdom accepts necessity.
• Nervous elephants can expect saki, seed-cakes, irritatingly tidy yachtsmen.
• You awake, courageous heart, to smite many enemies naked.
• Never acknowledge kids' educational deficiencies.
• Neglect arrogant kings, elephant democracy.
• Whoops. Defend elephants from ignorant crowds, imagine earthy nightcrawlers creeping, imitate eels slithering.
• Silly little ingrates - the hopscotch extravaganza really involves no grunting.
• Giggling reprehensibly, united nightcrawlers take in niddering geophysicists.
• Gosh, everyone's on pills, hash, yling-yling, steroids, insulin, crack, ibuprofen, stout - terribly stoned!
• Say, that's one nice electric dirigible! On preview: The comments look out of order
• Desperately inciting, rocket88 is generally impressed by lustful don't say eelphants, don't say eelphants... entertainers!
• Hey, I rather phantcy eelphants. Elephants never type eelphants, ride tigers amiably into nurseries; elephants R slyboots!
• Sweetheart, let's yodel breathlessly over old timey songbooks.
• Sweat on new garments bollixes orotund Orioles killing sprees.
• Such Pleasures Release Emotions Exquisite Surrender
• Seventeen undistinguished royal repairmen entered Newcomer's Diner eating rhubarb.
• Reanimated hermit undoes barbie's accessories. Retires, blubering.
• Bees, lazing under blooming bluebonnets, estimate roses in neighbourhood gardens.
• Gosh, a rastafarian dingo eating noodles slowly.
• Swigging listerine, odiferous wanderer laughs, yet.
• You emerge triumphant!
• Too right! I'm unbumped. My puissant hordes are never trumped.
• That's really unique Monkeyfilter poetry Excellently done!
• Devil's own nattering, Eugene. yup. *ptui*
• elephants unhesitatingly greet elephants needing elephants
• notice how this thread came to a screeching halt after beeswacky brought in all those elephants? maybe they're just blocking the entrance Elephantine labors engage poetic hamsters around novel thread structures.
• Seek truth. Remove unhealthy character traits. Unleash repressed enlightenment. Scientology
• Swift caresses in eternal night. Two owls light: o goddawfulk yearning!
• Scary crap is everywhere! No two-bit ontological limericks offer grand yogis.
• *walks in door same time as bees, gets stuck* Spread owwwt! *bonk!* *slap!* whyioughta . . .
• You oughta get into slapstick!
• Slap! Lie! Ack! Pow! Ssssssboooom! Trembling imbecile! Cacophany! Kaplooey!
• Kids and parents love ogling onagers, elephants, yaks.
• Yes...and kinky strangers.
• Some thunderheads rage. And now gravity-stricken elephants romp solemnly.
• Single oriental lady encourages men, needs loose yen.
• You eat noodles?
• No only on days like easter sunday
• Sundry uncouth Nigerians deny all yammerings.
• Y'all are mostly mad even, ranting in nothingness, garrotting semantics.
• Sure...except monkeys are not traditionally into crass spectacles.
• "Simply push, enter, close. Tommarow, Analytical Cripples learns elevator safety."
• She asked for extra tea yearningly.
• Yea even Allah righteously noodles in no grand lexicography, yo.
• Yonder Orangutan
• Oranges repel another new guy, unlike tea and noodles.
• Not only oranges, dude: lemon's extremely sour.
• Suomynona's overly underrated recently.
• Royal elephants cease eating, now trample lemons yellowing.
• Yammering elephants like little old wombats in night gowns. c'mon, somebody pick up the wombat and run with it
• Gleefully ogle wombats near spinnets.
• Some pathetic internet nerds need extreme therapy, stat!
• Suomynona terrifies absentminded Thanatologists
• Ten heffalumps amble north and talk of lemons, oranges, gut-griping rhubarb, silver teapots, salivating.
• oops =gut-griping iguanas etcx. not rhubarb
• Dismal Reflection: Can't tell a stalk of rhubarb from an iguana.
• Space aliens live in viseral agitation. Terestrials inherit noxious gas.
• Grab all spondulicks.
• Sturdy peasants often need diversions: undulating lemurs, ice cream, kinky sex.
• Sometimes even xylophony.
• Xerxes' yellow-liveried lieutenants often purchase honey, ogle nubile youths.
• Yonder, our ubermensch taunts his socks.
• Socks?? Old Charlie kills socks!
• Socks or crusty knickers, supertramp?
• First a shout-out to beeswacky for using the word "spondulicks", which ranks right up there with "copacetic"; unfortunately there are no c's in the latest link-word. Some unusual prospects emerge replacing the raucous and mischevous pete_best.
• Precious elephant, thunderous elephant, boisterous elephant, straighten trunks~
• Re 'spondulicks'-- wendell, it 'twas good enough for James Joyce, it's good enough for me.
• Trailerites regard unacknowledged kerfuffles sourly
• Slow oboe under reeds, low, yearning.
• Your elephants are ruining nicities in nattering, Goebbels.
• Got over elephnts, bad bassoonists, eel lasagnas, somehow.
• Suddenly, ornery monkeys emerge, hurling obscenities wildly.
• Why I lost: dealt lousy yarboroughs!
• Your armour rusts; boycott or revere outlandish, ungainly, grandiose heffalump serenades.
• Stilted english responses, even now appropriate dispatches escape southbound
• See our unity twitch, having behaved outrageously under no direction.
• Does it require extensive coercion to influence our neighbors?
• Not even I get how beeswacky's observations remain splendiforous.
• So, people love easy news? Dictations in front of republicans obtained undue success. (good to see this hasn't died! great to be back!)
• Sure, umbrellas can cover elephants: super size'em!
• Serendipity: inspecting zany elephants, elephants munching.
• Mechanical umbrellas need cowering humbugs in narcisistic garrulousness. 10 points if you DON'T use 'elephant' for the E; 10 extra points if you use 'euphemism'
• Gosh, are rules really useful? Lately our ululations slow near euphemistically stentorian sourpusses.
• Say 'overdone'; unsay 'repeat'; pulse uvula, slowly; say 'euphemism' seriously.
• Spackle: overworked underpaid rapscallion performing unnecessarily superfluous stunts every Saturday.
• Seriously? Every rodent is overworked, underpaid, so like you.
• Remember this? Wendell, I'm begging you to let this die. posted by IgnorantSlut at 02:43AM UTC on May 02 BWAHAHAHA!
• Yank our uvulas!
• But what about highland apes heaving apples happily about
• Oh bother
• Better odes tarry. Hasty euphamisms rot.
• Riding on theology
• The haughty elephant often loathes olives, grapefruit, yams.
• Yellow armadillo mitochondrial souffle
• (is it weird that that sentence is making me hungry??)
• Sentient orafice, unfettered, feasts, finds love. End.
• Elephants need direction!
• Describe if rapscallion elephants commence to invade our neighbourhood.
• Noticing elephant invader, graceless, hedenistitic bonobo offeres unique refection hoping offense onto deminish.
• )
• needed a break anyway
• misspelling permits more elephants? yes! Daring elephants maraud in nighties, initiating stylish horror.
• How our racy rhumba offends rightwingers!
• Really, it's getting hard to -- wendell, it's no good, elephants rule -- stop.
• So typical. Overflowing pachyderms.
• Parisitic aliens capture hedonistic yahoos. Derelict elephants release more saliva.
• Salute a living international vegetable arranger
• Agile rodeo riders avoid nasty groin... Elephants! Run!
• Run unto Neville!
• Neville... Eastern village in Lilliput? Large elephants?
• Extremely large elephants, portions hairy, although not too shaggy.
• Surly hairy apes grope gangly yaks.
• Restless, this just ain't right! (Especially with the cat's eyes closed and the dog's eye open?!?) So hair always gets grey? Yessiree!
• Yea, excellency! so supinely I'll rejoice, elephantine ephalunts!
• ephalunts?!? weedwacky, your well-earned reputation on that other thread is taking a beating over here. Personally, I never had a reputation that was worth defending, but... *clears throat* Eat peanuts! Have a long, undulating, nasal trunkl scrub! Wait a minute! In all fairness, we should be working off spackle's 'yaks'! *giggles uncontrollably* Yes, apes' knuckles swing.
• And for the record, my 'k' and 'l' kleys are stickling together due to an awklward kletchup spiklklage recentkly.
• wendell-my-wag, Elephants are big and grey, But Ephalunts will have their day. Come, sit ye on this Allapoosa horse before we ride further astray. Scots crawl, raving under rhubarb.
• Rotund humans utilize briny aardvarks rearward bowel
• scrur? Rampaging hippopotami unseat blue assed rude baboons. dammit, too slow! Bright ocelots will eat licketysplit.
• Loose in cornfileds, kudus, elands tittup, yellow sunlight pools, leaping into thundercloud.
• *sigh* = cornfields
• mmm, nice Tents hot under noonday; dozy elephants recall clowns laughing over unfulfilled dreams.
• Daring righteous ennui annoys modern secularists
• Serendipitous ephiphanies come, undergo lax analysis, rise, inflated, streaming through sermons.
• Shall we take the plunge to a new post, or do we risk eternal damnation by smaller -- or is it larger? -- minds? Sneaky elephants rely mainly on nighttime shenanigans.
• See how elephant nudges ants, never ignores greedy aardvarks nibbling scores.
• wendell, Monkeybashi, can we start this one over now? It is getting slow.
• See countless orangutans restrain elephant separatists
• Several ephalunt paradea are rolling, are tormenting innumerable stray tourists, stragglers.
• dearie me paradea = parades *goes home, syringes out ears*
• Spooky theosophists raise astral ghosts, grandstand loudly, evade religious skeptics.
• Something keeps every person talking idly concerning spackle!
• Some people actually can kick large eskimos
• Every simian knows it's more obvious, Suomynona.
• Scour underdogs or muffle young Newfoundlands or not, ahem.
• Attention hefty escaladers! Mollycoddles!!!
• Mist obscures leftover llamas, yellow cockrels on dark divans, lowland elephants slumbering.
• Slumbering log-like, underneath motorbikes, beeswacky's elephants, rejecting commonsense, never god-like.
• g o d l i k e Giving obtuse devotion, lumpish ignoramuses kiss elephants!
• Alright, I think it's time for a change.